Blogiversary Guest Post: Drew from The Tattooed Book Geek @SarcasticEnigma

On Thursday I celebrate three years as a book blogger. It has been a wonderful three years and I love this community and I wanted to celebrate the community this week by asking five of my fellow bloggers to write guest posts to help me celebrate. I purposely asked these bloggers to write posts that reflected them and their blogs so that each post was unique and stood out on it’s own merit, and I think they have each done a fabulous job.
At the end of the post you will find a giveaway, this is my thank you to everybody who has been by my side through the past three years, whether you were there from the beginning or are a newer reader I appreciate your support.
I asked Drew to write a post because, well, Drew is fucking awesome. He is a guy who would slip into my group of friends without any trouble at all. He loves heavy metal, he doesn’t hold his tongue when he has something to say, he has a killer sense of humour and best of all he swears like a drunk sailor! In case you hadn’t noticed I’m partial to a bit of the old swearing myself! Drew has taken to izzling all words where I am concerned (Brizzle izzle). I havent mastered the art of izzling words which just makes the whole thing even funnier, even the Hubs now izzles words to wind me up, so yeah, thanks Drew! When Drew asked what he could write I said anything as long as he was himself and if that involved taking the piss out of me then have at it…I walked into that one!
Brizzle Guest Pizzle
Hhhmm…….where am I? I appear to be lost as this isn’t my blog! Whatever am I doing here?!π€ I seem to have stumbled into a nightmare containing a cacophony of covers with abs…….abs people! Barf!π€’π€’π€’
I am delirious and disoriented from not being able to see due to bleeding eyes! Da fuq! I mean, c’mon, look at all the baby oil on the abs, they are glisizzling! Oil is slippery making it hard to grasp (yeah, bad choice of words as hard, oil and abs in the same paragraph are a definite no people, shudders). So, it makes you wonder how Brizzle Shizzle manages to keep hold of her books whilst reading?!π€ The only answer is that she must have a very firm grip! Hey, brizzle’s husbizzle does she have a firm grip?!π€ On her books people, let’s keep it clean!ππ
Oh, right! I remember why I’m here! Brizzle shizzle (Claire if we use her proper adult and grown-up name) asked me if I’d like to guest pizzle on her blog to help her celebrate 3 years of bloggizzling! Damn! She must be loco to allow someone like me on her blog!
Serious side note: It is a privilege to be asked by Claire to appear on her blog and help her celebrate her anniversary for brizzlelassbooks.
3 years of blogging is a wonderful achievement and Claire is a fantastic blogger and person so please all join me in offering her a massive congratulations.ππππ
If you are wondering what a guest pizzle is then I shall enlighten you. It’s merely a guest post with post swapped out for pizzle. Claire’s blog is brizzlelassbooks and I take great pleasure (probably not the best choice of word for me to use in a post containing abs as no, I don’t take pleasure in abs) no, let’s go with amusement in using ‘izzle‘ in as many words as possible when talking with Clairizzle. Why you might ask?! Because I’m a maturizzle man-child, obviously!π
Shizzle does read some sweet fantasy books. I have to give her props and praise for that but! Yes, there’s always a but and on some of the covers for those ‘other‘ type of books, she reads there’s often another type of butt too. If the abs are not glisizzling then the full moon is on display! – Ooohhh, cheeky!π
And now for your amusement:
“Old McBrizzle has a blog,
E-I-E-I-izzle,
And on that blog there are some studs,
E-I-E-I-izzle,
With some ghastly abs here,
And some hairy abs there,
Here some abs, there some abs,
Everywhere some oiled abs,
Old McBrizzle has a blog,
E-I-E-I-izzle!”
On my own blog (The Tattooed Book Geek, a place of erudite eloquence and debonair refinement run by a gentleman blogger extraordinaire) I have a series of posts about fun and inappropriate book covers. Add in that I often tease Shizzle (Claire, if you’re still not keeping up) about the abizzles on her covers and the ideal topic for my guest pizzle on her blog is one about book covers involving ‘Big‘ Studley Dong and his ghastly glisizzling abs!
So, I present to you a selection of ten of the cheesiest, occasionally hairiest, often oiled and sometimes downright weird book covers featuring boobizzles! Oh right, my mistake, the boobizzles were on display in another tab whilst I was writing the post but ssshhh donβt tell anyone.π It’s abizzles or if you prefer abs for you lot, enjoy!










To finish, here’s a trio of book covers that I made and izzled!



Drew’s Links
https://thetattooedbookgeek.wordpress.com/
https://twitter.com/SarcasticEnigma
https://www.facebook.com/DrewWeldonTTBG
Giveaway
As a thank you to all my followers I’m giving away 3x Β£10/$10 Amazon Gift Vouchers at the end of this week. To enter just head to Rafflecopter.
Excellent pizzle πππ.
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Congrats on your 3 year aniversarsary.
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Thank you!
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omg, this has me in fits! XD hahahahaha…. Brilliant- I love it! Well done, Drew and I am so glad you two are connected here because otherwise this gem of a post wouldn’t have happened! XD
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Drew sent this to me a few weeks ago, its been agony sitting on it and not telling anybody about it…oure agony! π
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hahaha, I can only imagine! π it’s a brilliant post!
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Damn, that’s a fantastic write up at the beginning, thank you.π
Oh my, the hubbizzle has a new hobbizzle?! Izzling words, it’s fun for all!π
I’d forgotten how funny this was! It’s even better in post form, damn, smiles galore.πππ It’s a funniest blogger award winning post if ever I saw one.π
Thanks for allowing me the privilege to appear on your blog Claire and I’m pleased the post is being received well.π
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I’m gonna die. That was awesome. I admit, he’s got a point, even if I enjoy the covers myself, how on earth do you read with them there???
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Haha i use them as incentive, read a chapter, check the cover! π
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Fun post and fitting post! Kill or be Kilt has me rolling.
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It’s a great post isn’t it?!
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Fab post! How did Drewizzle or should that be Drizzle, find so many of those abs, perhaps it’s best not to ask!! π
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No, it’s Drewizzle! Drizzle is what you get when you shake off your wizzle! π
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eugh!
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You started it by implying I should be called Drizzle! π¦
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I…yep…lost for words!
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I concur,it was really mean of her wasn’t it! I mean, Drizzle, poor Drew! I get bullied at work, don’t need it on blogs too, bad Nicki! π¦
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Sorry I thought it was funny. π¦
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It’s fine, I was just messing around. Takes more than that to offend me.ππ
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Thank goodness! π
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π¦ sorry
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It’s all good. ππ
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Ha! Great pizzle and happy blogiversary Claire π So glad you decided to stick with it!
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Yeah me too. This community is so great I would really miss all this fun!
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Congrats on the blogiversary, Claire!
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Thanks Teri
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lol!
i particularly love the cover with the elf/mermaid (merman?!) santa π
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Yes it is a gem!
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To be honest- I was staring at that cover for quite a while- I couldn’t make out what that big red ‘thing’ is π hahaha…; leg? or *ahem* in which case, whoa! but mermaid? sorry merman.. never even thought of that. Now it makes sense π
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Haha π
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Hahahaha. There has to be an award for this post somewhere….
My goodness those covers! π
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I know it’s a stellar post!
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Oh my days those book covers π€£π€£π€£
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I know. They are too funny.
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Many congrats on your 3 year blogiversary!! π
Great guest post, those covers are cringeworthy….thing is, the authors were probably really proud of their books!!
Thanks for linking with #TalkoftheTown Claire π
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I know, I do cringe for authors sometimes that they don’t realise how cringeworthy their covers are.
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Congratulations on your blog birthday! I’m not sure what to say about this post, my brain is truly frizzled now, I mean frazzled.
#TotT
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Thanks so much for stopping by.
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Congrats on your blogerversary. What a great way to celebrate by asking other brilliant bloggers to guest post. Drew writes fab posts too.
Amanda. #ToTT
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Thanks and yes Drew is hilarious. Thanks for stopping by.
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Hahaha this is brilliant. Some of those titles are a bit concerning lol
Happy Blog Birthday Claire! #TalkoftheTown
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